Grumpy Goat
"Grumpy on the outside, golden on the inside"
💬 "You knocked. Fine. Come in. Don't touch anything. Don't be loud. Actually — just stand there."
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About Grumpy Goat
Grumpy Goat will tell you, at length and without much prompting, exactly what is wrong with The Farm. The gate squeaks. The mornings are too early. The younger animals are too loud. The hay is never stacked right. He has complaints about the weather, the schedule, the arrangement of the vegetable patch, and the way Cluck crows slightly off-key on Tuesdays. And yet — Grumpy Goat has never once left. He's been here longer than almost anyone, and despite everything he says, he's also the one who quietly fixes the gate, checks on the younger animals when they're sick, and leaves extra hay out on cold nights without telling anyone. He doesn't want thanks. He just wants everyone to know the gate still squeaks.
Loves
Peace and quiet, tin cans, and his favourite spot by the fence
Not a fan of
Noise, surprises, and being woken from his nap
Fun Fact
Grumpy Goat once complained for three days straight about a squeaky gate — then fixed it himself at midnight.
